|Director: Don Coscarelli|
|Screenplay: Don Coscarelli & Paul Pepperman|
|Stars: Marc Singer (Dar), Tanya Roberts (Kiri), Rip Torn (Maax), John Amos (Seth), Josh Milrad (Tal), Rod Loomis (King Zed), Ben Hammer (Young Dar’s Father), Ralph Strait (Sacco)|
|MPAA Rating: PG|
|Year of Release: 1982|
|Country: U.S. |
Here is a quandary for me as a film critic—a review of Don Coscarelli’s 1982 sword-and-sorcery favorite The Beastmaster. The problem is this: When I was in fourth grade, this was my favorite movie. Back in the early days of cable television, I had taped it off HBO and watched it whenever I could. I had a young boy’s crush on its heroine, played by Tanya Roberts, my friends and I played “Beastmaster” on the playground during recess and drew the pyramid brand on our palms, and I even used it as inspiration for fictional fantasy writings of my own (which, alas, still remain unpublished).
So, here I am, nearly four decades later, looking at this film with more experienced eyes—not just of those of an adult, but those of a professional film critic and scholar who has since watched thousands of films and written critically about most of them. I say this not to toot my own horn, but to clarify just how the great the divide is between then and now. There is no doubt that I still enjoy the film immensely simply because I have such fond memories of it from childhood. But, does that make it any good? The truth is, I can’t really tell because it is so ingrained in my mind as one of my favorites that I tend to dismiss its shortcomings and overstate its strengths; it’s too close to my heart, deep in that region that defies rationality, common sense, and, particularly, critical judgment.
However, even if The Beastmaster is a “bad movie” in some people’s eyes, I can take comfort that I am not the only one who has enjoyed it over the years. In the late 1980s and ’90s The Beastmaster became a staple of cable television reruns, especially TBS, which seemed to play it at least once a month (the running joke, of course, being that “TBS” actually stands for “The Beastmaster Station”). According to an article in Entertainment Weekly, the ratings for The Beastmaster on TBS ranked just behind Gone With the Wind. Hmmm. Maybe there is something here.
The hero of the film is a warrior named Dar (Marc Singer), who has the supernatural ability to understand and communicate with animals. He travels with a four-animal troupe: a black panther named Ruh (actually a Bengal tiger dyed black), two mischievous ferrets named Kodo and Podo, and an eagle named Sharak. Dar can see through the eyes of any of these animals, and he can communicate with them both vocally and telepathically. “They are my friends,” he declares, and each serves its special function: the eagle is his eyes, the ferrets are his cunning, and the panther is his strength.
Dar is actually the son of a king named Zed, but he was separated from his father and mother before he was even born (in an elaborate embryonic kidnapping scheme, a witch transferred him from his mother’s womb to the womb of a cow, hence his abilities). Zed was imprisoned, his wife killed, and Dar grew up in the small, rural village of Emor after being adopted by a kindly peasant farmer (Ben Hammer) who raised him to be the same, completely unaware of his royal lineage.
Years later, a marauding group of warriors known as the Juns destroys Emor and kills Dar’s adoptive family. So, he sets out on his own to avenge his village, eventually meeting up with two traveling companions (John Amos and Josh Milard) and falling in love with a slave girl named Kiri (Tanya Roberts). Kiri leads him to the great city of Arrok, over which Zed once ruled, but has since been overtaken by the evil Jun high priest Maax (Rip Torn, deliciously chewing the scenery with his rotten teeth), who demands child sacrifices from the general population. Therefore, Dar and company find themselves having to save the city and defeat the Juns, thus fulfilling Dar’s quest for vengeance.
All in all, the story in The Beastmaster is familiar sword-and-sorcery fare—an imprisoned king, an evil high priest, marauding warriors—with the only catch being Dar’s animal ties. The film is aided greatly by stunning camerawork by cinematographer John Alcott, who effectively employs many of the same techniques using natural light and fire that won him an Oscar for his work on Stanley Kubrick’s Barry Lyndon (1975) to give The Beastmaster a deeper and richer look than most films of its sort. It is also enhanced by an undeniably rousing orchestral score by Lee Holdridge, a veteran composer of some 80 films.
Don Coscarelli proves to be an able director, and he makes the most of a modest budget, giving the film a grand scope with limited means. Before The Beastmaster, Coscarelli had already cemented his cult status with the independently produced sci-fi/horror film Phantasm (1978), which followed two children’s films, Jim the World’s Greatest (1975) and Kenny & Company). Since The Beastmaster, he has written and directed three Phantasm sequels, as well as the action thriller Survival Quest (1988) and the cult horror-comedies Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) and John Dies at the End (2012). It is well known that, during production of The Beastmaster, Coscarelli and his co-writer Paul Pepperman (who also co-produced the film) butted heads with executive producer Sylvio Tabet, who eventually wrested control of the film from them. Coscarelli was barred from the editing room, thus the final cut of the film is not what he intended, although he does not dismiss it entirely. It is perhaps poetic justice that, once Tabet was allowed to have complete control as writer, producer, and director, he gave us Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991), one of the worst fantasy movies ever—a truly unwatchable embarrassment. Tabet also went on to executive produce a made-for-TV sequel, Beastmaster III: The Eye of Braxus (1996), and the 1999–2002 television series, as well as co-write a 2009 novel, Beastmaster: Myth.
As far as the acting goes, it works well enough. The dialogue is vaguely better than what you find in most sword-and-sorcery movies, but it’s still bare. Marc Singer, who was relatively unknown at the time, having appeared in supporting roles on television series and made-for-TV films over the previous decade (including several Shakespeare plays), makes for an amiable hero; he is toned and muscular and intensely physical, but not awkwardly muscle-bound, and he shows real traits of humanity, intelligence, and humor, as does Jon Amos as Seth. Despite my previous crush, I now fully recognize that Tanya Roberts is not a particularly great actress, something she certified several years later with the laughable Sheena (1984) and her turn as a James Bond girl in one of the series’ worst entries, 1985’s A View to a Kill (although she redeemed herself from her spate of straight-to-video erotic thrillers in the late ’90s with a comical turn as an airhead would-be feminist housewife in the TV series That ’70s Show). Veteran character actor Rip Torn, on the other hand, dominates every scene he’s in as the evil Maax (a role for which Coscarelli had originally wanted to cast Klaus Kinski). With his rotted teeth, squinty eyes, hawkish nose (a prosthetic that he insisted on having), and harsh tone, Torn creates a perfect arch nemesis—ratty, manipulative, and just this side of outright camp.
The Beastmaster boasts some well-choreographed swordplay and fight scenes, especially two rousing finales, one of which consists of Dar clamoring up the steps of a giant pyramid to save Kiri from being sacrificed. It is a classic B-movie scenario, bringing the battle to a cliffhanger moment in which Dar’s past is violently revealed to him before he dispatches the enemy. The animals consistently work well into the action, especially the two ferrets, who are much more useful than you might think (plus, they add a “cute factor” to all the violence). As the interminable B-movie cineaste Joe Bob Briggs so memorably put it when he hosted the film on TNT’s MonsterVision in the late 1990s, The Beastmaster is “the only movie to combine child sacrifice with ‘aren’t the animals cute’ scenes. It’s a movie that can be enjoyed equally by the Michigan militia and the Westminister Kennel Club.”
So—what to make of it all? For its genre, The Beastmaster is top of the list. Of course, that’s not saying much since its genre is that great glut of mostly cut-rate Dungeons & Dragons-inspired fantasy movies that flooded theaters and then cable channels in the early- to mid-’80s, including such duds as Deathstalker (1984) and Red Sonja (1985). John Milius’ Conan the Barbarian (1982) is generally celebrated as the best of the bunch, but only because it has the pedigree of dating back to true pulp serials from the 1930s. For my money, though, The Beastmaster is more creative, better filmed, and just plain more fun.
Thus, even when I do my critical duty and put The Beastmaster under severe scrutiny, I still can’t help but think that it is simply good old-fashioned entertainment. My nine-year-old inner child is telling me this is a five-star masterpiece on a four-star scale, but my more mature critical self is telling me it is a two-star cable movie. So, I guess I’ll just go somewhere near the middle and give it three stars. Why not? It has a daring hero, a beautiful heroine, a lot of action, and some clever animals all filmed in luscious golden hues by an Oscar-winning cinematographer. What more you could ask for on a Tuesday-night TBS rerun?
|The Beastmaster Limited Edition 4K UHD + Blu-ray|
|Audio||English DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 surround English DTS-HD Master Audio 2.0 stereo |
|Supplements||Audio commentary by writer/director Don Coscarelli and writer/producer Paul Pepperman, moderated by filmmaker Joe LynchAudio commentary by Don Coscarelli and Paul PeppermanThe Beastmaster Chronicles retrospective documentary by Elijah DrennerThe Saga of the Beastmaster retrospective documentary by Perry MartinSuper 8mm home movies shot by James Dodson with audio commentary by Don Coscarelli and Paul PeppermanOuttakesStills, Promotional, and Archival Material GalleryOriginal theatrical trailer40-page perfect bound book featuring essays by Don Coscarelli and Michael Gingold|
|Release Date||December 1, 2020|
|This past summer, there were numerous news stories about how the original 35mm camera negative for The Beastmaster had gone missing and co-writer/director Don Coscarelli and co-writer/producer Paul Pepperman were actively searching for it (apparently, around 2009, the negative was moved from the Producers Film Center to the garage of producer Sylvio Tabet, who subsequently sold the house with the negative in the garage, an act of offensive derangement that ranks just beneath the production of Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time. Thus, the best possible source for a new transfer is currently missing (and presumed lost), so the image on Vinegar Syndrome’s new 4K UHD was sourced from a 35mm interpositive, which is believed to be the best surviving film element. As a title screen informs us, there was some damage to the image in the postproduction creation of various visual effects that couldn’t be corrected without compromising the integrity of the image, and there is also fluctuation in the size and color of the film grain due to various lab techniques used during production. So, any and all inconsistencies we see in this otherwise outstanding transfer are inherent to the look of the film itself. |
While The Beastmaster was shown some love in the early 2000s with two releases by Anchor Bay, including one that was THX-certified, this new 4K disc is just outstanding. John Alcott’s beautiful cinematography looks better than ever, allowing us to really appreciate his use of natural light, especially in the nighttime sequences, which boast even better contrast and black levels. Colors are excellent throughout, from the reddish browns of the desert settings, to the lush green of the forests, to the blazing reds and oranges of the fiery final battle. I should also note that the three-disc set includes the original theatrical version of the film on 4K UHD and Blu-ray, while a third Blu-ray features a version of the film that includes some new visual effects, notably the replacement of the cheesy-looking dust cloud that announces the arrival of the Juns and the obvious dummy body being carried by Sharak when he rescues the child from sacrifice.
For the soundtrack, we have the option of both the original two-channel stereo soundtrack and a remixed 5.1-channel soundtrack, both in lossless DTS-HD Master Audio. While not all of the effects are mind-boggling, Lee Holdridge’s memorable orchestral score has never sounded better. It is given a richness and fullness that underlies the important role it plays in the film. Sound effects are nicely separated in the surround speakers (check out the enveloping nature of the howling wind in the film’s opening scenes). The witches’ bizarre cackling and strange voices are also made all the more creepy by making them seem everywhere at once.
The impressive audio/video quality is matched by the extensive supplements included, which combine almost everything that was previously available on Anchor Bay’s 2001 and 2005 DVD releases with some new material. From the earlier disc we get an amiable and engaging screen-specific audio commentary by Coscarelli and Pepperman. Obviously old friends who share a good deal of affection for this beloved cable classic, they reminisce on the film’s production, interspersing complaints about the difficulty of working with the animals and the optical effects that were included against their will with praise for the cinematography and production design, not to mention sympathy for Tanya Roberts braving near-freezing water for her nude scene. Also included is the excellent hour-long retrospective documentary The Saga of the Beastmaster. Produced by Perry Martin, this doc features then-new interviews with Coscarelli, Pepperman, stars Marc Singer, Tanya Roberts, and Josh Milrad, and production designer Conrad E. Angone. There isn’t much in the way of new information here, but it is a very well put-together doc that distills all the most interesting information about the film’s production and reception into one entertaining hour. There are also 30 minutes of Super8 behind-the-scenes footage shot by production assistant James Dodson with commentary by Coscarelli and Pepperman; several rough, short takes from a deleted love scene between Dar and Kiri that was previously hidden as an Easter Egg on the Anchor Bay discs; a stills gallery of original production art; and the original theatrical trailer. The only notable absence is the film’s original screenplay, dated 1980, which was available on Anchor Bay’s 2005 release in PDF format as a DVD-ROM supplement.
In addition to all of that, Vinegar Syndrome has produced two significant new supplements. The first is a new audio commentary, again by Coscarelli and Pepperman, except this time they are joined by filmmaker Joe Lynch (Knights of Badassdom, Everly), a long-time fan of the film who acts as moderator and interviewer. Lynch is a gregarious and entertaining presence, and he keeps the ball rolling, peppering the filmmakers with questions and framing their discussion with his own thoughts about the film and experiences watching it as a kid on cable television. The other big addition is The Beastmaster Chronicles, an 83-minute retrospective documentary by Elijah Drenner (That Guy Dick Miller, American Grindhouse). Divided into six chapters, it is exhaustive in its coverage of the film’s production and reception, filled with all kinds of great anecdotes and production stories. Again, not much of this is new, but it is incredibly well assembled and entertaining. All of the principals who appeared in the 2005 documentary (Coscarelli, Pepperman, Singer, Roberts, and Milrad) are interviewed here again, but Drenner has gone further, digging deep into the film’s credits and interviewing a wide array of contributors, including composer Lee Holdridge, actor John Amos, costume designer Betty Pecha Madden, John Ansemlo (son of legendary sword maker Victor Anselmo, who died in 2016), associate producer Frank K. Isaac Jr., sound designer Jeremy Hoenack, animal trainer Boone Narr, and make-up effects artist Mark Shostrom, as well as filmmakers and Beastmaster fans Joe Lynch and Adam Wingard (The Guest, Blair Witch) and screenwriter C. Robert Cargill (Sinister, Doctor Strange).
And, while I rarely comment in my reviews on packaging, I have to tip my hat to Vinegar Syndrome’s outstanding work on this limited edition set, which is housed in a magnet clasp box, inside of which is the slip-covered 3-disc set and a 44-page perfect-bound book that is loaded with concept art, production stills, and two essays. It is a gorgeous product that, unless the original negative is finally located, will likely stand as the final word on The Beastmaster on home video.
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